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joseph
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Let's add another educational topic:

You know you're an old magician when you produce Geritol from your lota bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
nucinud
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You know you're an old magician when you - *** I forgot what I was goingto say
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Bob Sanders
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Your wooden wand is the dasher out of the old churn.
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jay leslie
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You know you're getting old when:
You have no intention of posting on this thread!!!

and neither do your grandkids.
Bob Sanders
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You know you're an old magician when your hair matches your white doves.
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Father Photius
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You are browsing the Magician's of Old forum and find your name.
You are browsing the Magicians's of Old forum and more than half the magicians listed are younger than you are.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Your cups and balls final load is 3 prunes...
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Bob Sanders
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Your props smell like Bengay.
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harris
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Assisted living gigs make it easier to find humor that connects with your audience.

Getting up from doing magic on the floor is easier than getting back up.

You don't need a burgoon neck cracker for sound effects during your strait jacket escape.

The Tim Conway old man walk is not as funny as it used to be.

Your hands cramp up after practicing coin magic.
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hbwolkov
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You place roughing powder in your socks to deal with the sweat.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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The magic shop gives you a senior citizen discount.
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mahucharn
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Your magic idol is Dai Vernon, not Oz Pearlman (nothing against him, but still)
joseph
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Your dancing cane now helps you walk...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You remember Father Photius and his new Edsel.
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hbwolkov
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You are afraid to do a Needle Swallower routine because you may lose your teeth.
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mahucharn
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You remember doing Star Trek related magic
Mind_Magic
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Noticed you have a photo with Tarbell and Walter Baker in you wallet.
joseph
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You can hide coins in the wrinkles of your hands...
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You make jokes about the The Three Stooges and nobody laughts.
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