You are one of the first members to join the Café.

All your props are painted for use on Black and White Television.

Your idea of a tailgate party is Nickles To Dimes and the old Ore-Cut banana trick
Which opens up a whole other can of worms.
Which you use to go fishing.

Your idea of a tailgate party is Nickles To Dimes and the old Pre-Cut banana trick
Which opens up a whole other can of worms.
Which you use to go fishing.

Ok, I don't care who you are, that was funny, y'all

You think you are Larry the Cable Guy when you are answering posts on "you know you're an old magician when..."

When social security tells you not to do more then 12 shows a year.

Your multiplying golf balls and your nose
have the same dimples...

You confuse a bowling ball appearance and a Chalier pass….

Now when someone wants to see a trick you produce a deck from a tiny briefcase and pass a bowling ball from somewhere else.

You realize you've been doing the invisible deck with a visible deck, you just forgot your glasses.

All your decks are r/s..
drooling is effective...

When you sit in the audience for half an hour waiting for the show to start before you realize you are the show.

You know you're an old magician when you produce Geritol from your lota bowl

Your depends double as a topit.

You still can juggle 4 bottles of prune juice,
and 4 cans of Geritol...

Your magic props say, "Made in Tennessee."

You’re old when you don’t think you can keep up with Bob

You have insomnia and keep checking this thread every hour on the hour.

You charge your pacemaker before every show.

Other magicians, with grey hair, welcome you to sit at their table.