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When you get a cold you take a laxative because it will make you afraid to cough or sneeze.
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You figure out how to use an endoscope in a question / answer act
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You have a colonoscopy and ask the doctor to look for your assistant's left shoe up there.
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Or that key you swallowed during the jail escape attempt.
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..and then you say "Hey Rocky, nothin' up my"...
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Or “Sorry, Wrong … "
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When you actually laugh at Jay's posts.
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You’re old when you’re magic squares is an actuary chart.
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You think of The Sphynx as "that new magic magazine"
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Most of your referrals come from senior centers and funeral homes
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You can't memorize a one way deck...
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When you claim Houdini learned all his magic from you.
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You can say you bought a new first edition of Prof. Hoffman's books.
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You can't remember where you parked in
the host's driveway...
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Getting on social security is the first raise you got in the past 40 years.
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You stop making DVDs and start watching them.
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You can remember when the 21 card trick was just an eleven card trick.
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You’re only a few years away from being an Excalibur
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You are the only one who will do an old folks
nudist colony show...
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On Aug 17, 2016, joseph wrote:
You are the only one who will do an old folks
nudist colony show...



Because your eyesight is sooooooo bad it doesn’t matter.
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