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You are happy to pay off your mortgage with your
magic salary at 93 years old...
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You used to hate sitting and making phone calls, now you can’t stand up to get to the car.
Father Photius
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Your walker doubles as a magic table.
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You love the t&r AARP card...
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You need viagra to do your rising card trick.
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Your assistants are four sea hags...
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You always turn your head to the left to cough
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The trailer you haul you show in has a turn signal that is always stuck on showing a left turn.
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You and Betty White can do the substitution
trunk trick in under 45 minutes...
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You're still hoping for a contract to do the borscht belt.
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You use a recording of your joints creaking, as a sound effect, for Halloween shows.
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Your wife ask why are you unable to use your magic wand any more.
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Your magic word is "Viagra."
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Your newest, latest trick is a bullet catch .... From a musket.
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You have no more teeth to do the bullet catch.
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You can't remember how to begin
the one card monte...
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You’re appearing golf putter is really a……. golf putter
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Your sharpie is a fountain pen...
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You are not a 40 miler, just a 40 footer
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I look in the mirror every morning.
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