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Just the morning? What if you have a big television interview in the afternoon.
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What's television? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It’s not the same a a big television
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You get winded just doing cups and balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You can hang a fishbowl load from
your hunchback...
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You pass water in the middle of Passing Water
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Your speed cube and all your knuckles
click with every move...
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You realize that Houdini is dead
Abracadabra, Hocuspocus, and all that Jazz
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WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
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91 years ago..
Wow, I was only 2 at the time...
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So… You can say you were around when Houdini was.
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Houdini got his inspiration from watching you perform.
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You’re one hour show takes a day to prepare and another two to recover from.
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You're the guy who fooled Einstein...
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You taught Einstein the Magic Squares.
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..which led to his fear of relatives...
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~Joseph, would that be his 'fearing of relativity' ? (Of course, that's only a theory)
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20 years ago people might have hired you to be the tooth fairy
Today they hire you to magically make their lost dentures reappear
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You still perform the spinning polka dot bow tie...
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When you are performing the spinning polka dot bow tie, the tourque of its spin makes you loose your balance
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