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You trade your dove pan for a bed pan...
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On 2011-04-27 18:54, hbwolkov wrote:
You place roughing powder in your socks to deal with the sweat.

Your memory slips and you confuse roughing powder with talcum powder

That's a sure sign
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The last magic show you attended starred Houdini
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Your tux belt is at chest level...
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You have flash powder in your camera bag for both uses.
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You need binoculars to use your marked deck.
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Your silks are so old until those colors are no longer available to magicians.
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You need to put slush powder in your you trousers
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After you're introduced, it takes you 3 minutes to walk onto the stage...
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Maalox in the milk pitcher.
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You can no longer pursue your dream of being an escapeologist.
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Your change bag is full of Depends.
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Your tricks were created before before the creation of language.
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You can build towers out of the materials you've bought.
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Polygrip works great for Card on the Ceiling.
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You remember sitting next to Houdini in grade school.
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You bought your Morgans when they were new...
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The vanishing Bengay works better if it's odourless.
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You can do matrix with the liver spots on your head...
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Your big finale is the Hoveround vanish.
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