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Bob Sanders
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Your alarm clock has feathers and eats corn.
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You visited the Abbott's showroom before the floor started squeaking...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You still remember the days that walking wasn't invented yet, and everyone had to carry eachother.
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Your first show was on TV.... black and white, TV.
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Your first prediction was carved in a stone.
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Your first magic show featuring lions took place in the Colosseum in Rome
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Bob Sanders
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You remember when asking audience members for a dollar to do a trick was asking for something of value.
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You could touch your assistant and not be sued for sexual harassment.
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Your first big show was at the Sands...
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Bob Sanders
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You have performed without PETA in the audience to harrass you.
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When your first trick was the production of the universe from your dovepan.
Bob Sanders
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Your numbers are all Roman numerals.
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You store your chattering teeth next to yours...
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Your card deck is carved in stone
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You once produced a sabre tooth tiger and
made a mammoth vanish...
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You played in the original Atlantis Hotel.
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Bob Sanders
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You got your silks from Marco Polo.
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When you can't use "grandpa patter" because no-one will believe there is someone even older than you.
Bob Sanders
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You can only do magic in black & white.
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Al Jolson showed you your first magic trick when you were both in the second grade.
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