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mahucharn
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You remember when VHS tapes came to magic.
hbwolkov
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You remember when the linking ring routine used rings which each weighed at least 1 pound.
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Bob Sanders
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Hearing aids take more batteries than anything in your act.
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jay leslie
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You need wheels on your case and your walker.
Bob Sanders
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You can remember the first magic convention you attended when you rode there in an automobile.
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You called Vernon kiddo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You use "I Like Ike" in your spelling trick.
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hbwolkov
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You have never heard of a wet board.
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joseph
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Your 15 grandchildren are your assistants...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
mahucharn
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You are constantly being asked to perform by people you had forgotten you know.
Bob Sanders
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All your costumes smell like Bengay.
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jay leslie
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You get rid of heavy tricks and work with rope.... (Sorry Bob)
Bob Sanders
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Your audience requests that you repeat your show of 1960.
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All you stage music is recorded on 8 track cassettes or your asssistant has to turn a crank.
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Bob Sanders
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Your last new car was a DeSoto.
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hbwolkov
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You request your agent book the Hindenburg on your tour of Germany
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jay leslie
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True story.
Yesterday an 8 year old girl said "I can guess your age".
I "OK go ahead".
She "You're about 50".
I "How do you know?".
She "Not to be rude but you have a lot of wrinkles".

THAT'S how I know I'm an old magician.
Bob Sanders
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You think brown paper bags are common.
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jay leslie
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You think you should wear a brown paper bag over your head.
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You realize you can't provide penny candy at your performance.
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