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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You do an elmsley count and you don't realize that you didn't do a straight count.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You still carry book matches.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
Your IBM membership number only has two digits.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You are a charter member of Ring 1.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your memorized deck is a one way forcing deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
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On 2012-05-27 10:01, joseph wrote: :applause:
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You remember when George Wshington's false teeth were new.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You were on a first name basis with Calvin Coolidge
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your half hour show has 5 bathroom intermissions...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You remember when every member of the audience could read.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3480 Posts |
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On 2012-05-29 07:05, joseph wrote: Depends |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You wouldn't dare do a dancing cane routine.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you think Bicycle cards are the new brand.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
Books you purchased on pre-order have now entered the public domain.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you can watch a dozen magic videos and name the book they all came from thirty years ago.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
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On 2012-05-30 19:12, Bob Sanders wrote: Ha! There a a few folks like that on the Café.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
You know you're an old magician when you look like you're badly palming a coin when your hands are empty.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can do cut and restored rope without a change bag.
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Jon Blakeney Special user Australia 657 Posts |
What was the question again?
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
This is too hard for you to do.
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