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Jon Blakeney
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You know you're an old magician when...your nose hair and ear lobes are as long as your tails!
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
MaxfieldsMagic
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When the next box you get in will probably not be an illusion.
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
jay leslie
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Nd you escape from it, after a week.
Bob Sanders
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You have ordered a Tip-Over Casket.
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MaxfieldsMagic
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When you grew up doing street magic in Greenwich Village - on dirt roads.
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
Bob Sanders
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Your mismade flag says "Don't Tread on Me".
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joseph
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Close up magic means your eyes are 2 inches from your hands...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You think Morgan dollars are the new ones.
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Bob Sanders
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All of your silks were bought before it was legal to get the good ones from China.
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magicHart
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You remember "David Copperfield" as a book you read in high school!
Bob Sanders
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When you know 50 tricks with a brown paper bag.
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Bob Sanders
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Not only can you do newspaper magic but you can actually read one!
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Jim Sparx
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Instead of saying there is nothing up my sleeves, you say, there is nothing in my pants.
jay leslie
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Your doctor says HIS magic only works
As long as you have an insurance policy.

And he ain't talkin about that king of hearts trick, either.
joseph
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Your first trick was delivered to you by the pony express...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Your blank gun uses black powder.
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Bob Sanders
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You remember integrity in government.
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joseph
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Your first cruise ship gig was on Noah's ark...
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Bob Sanders
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You still have hopes of getting on the Ed Sulivan Show.
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jay leslie
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Your Stars And Stripes Show uses 13 stars.
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