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Mike Brezler
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Waynesboro, Pa.
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You are known as "The Great Gummy" because all of your teeth fell out.
joseph
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Eternal Order
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You look at your pretty assistant and wonder
what her grandma looks like. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Mike Brezler
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Waynesboro, Pa.
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When you use a hammer and chisel to list your routine on a rock slab.
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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When it takes both hands to do a back palm
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You remember when the Magic Castle was a cottage. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You only stay in motels that give an AARP discount.
Bob Sanders

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arthur stead
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When I played soccer, I hit
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The restaurants only book you for Happy Hour.
Arthur Stead
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joseph
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Moths fly out of your magic chest. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
arthur stead
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Instead of the dancing cane, you perform the dancing walker.
Arthur Stead
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joseph
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Your first floating bulb was a kerosene lantern. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You still use Look Magazine in you act.
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joseph
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You show up for the gig, and they ask you;
'Where's the magician, cabby?' ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
arthur stead
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Your Chattering Teeth are in your own mouth!
Arthur Stead
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arthur stead
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Your method of misdirection is frequent trips to the bathroom.
Arthur Stead
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your props still use photo flash bulbs.
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Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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joseph
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You blow up a balloon, then
take a 15 minute nap. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tom_orrow.knight
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You auditioned for Ed Sullivan, and he said come back when you have new material
joseph
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Your blendo flag has 4 stripes. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You're wife who has been your assistant for 40 years has fallen and she can't get up
So you try to help and you have fallen and you can't get up
Then you both manage to finally get up and, that was enough excitement for the day so you turn in for the night
And you realize - that you really are an old magician because, once again, you can't get up.
Dick Oslund
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You topped yourself--TWICE! hekk, I can't top that! (and I AM old!)
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