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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts 
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You are known as "The Great Gummy" because all of your teeth fell out.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You look at your pretty assistant and wonder
what her grandma looks like. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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When you use a hammer and chisel to list your routine on a rock slab.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When it takes both hands to do a back palm
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You remember when the Magic Castle was a cottage. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You only stay in motels that give an AARP discount.
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts
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The restaurants only book you for Happy Hour.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Moths fly out of your magic chest. ...
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts
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Instead of the dancing cane, you perform the dancing walker.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your first floating bulb was a kerosene lantern. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You still use Look Magazine in you act.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You show up for the gig, and they ask you;
'Where's the magician, cabby?' ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts
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Your Chattering Teeth are in your own mouth!
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts
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Your method of misdirection is frequent trips to the bathroom.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your props still use photo flash bulbs.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You blow up a balloon, then
take a 15 minute nap. ...
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tom_orrow.knight New user 5 Posts
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You auditioned for Ed Sullivan, and he said come back when you have new material
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your blendo flag has 4 stripes. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You're wife who has been your assistant for 40 years has fallen and she can't get up
So you try to help and you have fallen and you can't get up Then you both manage to finally get up and, that was enough excitement for the day so you turn in for the night And you realize - that you really are an old magician because, once again, you can't get up.
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Dick Oslund Inner circle 8357 Posts
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You topped yourself--TWICE! hekk, I can't top that! (and I AM old!)
SNEAKY, UNDERHANDED, DEVIOUS,& SURREPTITIOUS ITINERANT MOUNTEBANK
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