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Father Photius
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Your social security check is larger than any amount you made performing magic in a year.
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Your license plate says "65AARP"...
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When you get your first social security check based on a lifetime of earning as a magician and it is for $2.64 .
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Your 401k stands for $4.01 .. the k is silent. ...
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Your wife remembers being a babysitter for Houdini
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You use rabbit skins instead of silks.
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Bob Sanders can remember a time before you did a particular trick.
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You buy a snowstorm effect just to sit on a stool, for a minute.
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Close up magic..The mat is 3" below your eyes...
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You start to follow the directions to put a trick together and when it says "take part A" you go and get on medicare.
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Your Medicare won't cover your palming callous...
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Your rabbit is eligible for medicare
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You know you're old.....When...
You know more magical jokes than tricks.
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When people ask you what the 5 minute pause was
in the middle of the trick...
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When you have to tell yourself to remember the card or this whole thing is pointless.
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Your act is full of Milton Berle's old jokes.
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It takes four trips to unload half as much, as you used to carry in just one trip.

Then you brag that you're a minimalist.
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..and 3 of the trips are to the restroom...
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And you're really not resting at all.
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Your vanishing cane is stamped "HMO"...
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