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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are one of the first members to join the Café.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
All your props are painted for use on Black and White Television.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your idea of a tailgate party is Nickles To Dimes and the old Ore-Cut banana trick
Which opens up a whole other can of worms. Which you use to go fishing.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your idea of a tailgate party is Nickles To Dimes and the old Pre-Cut banana trick
Which opens up a whole other can of worms. Which you use to go fishing.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Ok, I don't care who you are, that was funny, y'all
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You think you are Larry the Cable Guy when you are answering posts on "you know you're an old magician when..."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When social security tells you not to do more then 12 shows a year.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your multiplying golf balls and your nose
have the same dimples...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You confuse a bowling ball appearance and a Chalier pass….
Now when someone wants to see a trick you produce a deck from a tiny briefcase and pass a bowling ball from somewhere else.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You realize you've been doing the invisible deck with a visible deck, you just forgot your glasses.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
All your decks are r/s..
drooling is effective...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you sit in the audience for half an hour waiting for the show to start before you realize you are the show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You know you're an old magician when you produce Geritol from your lota bowl
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your depends double as a topit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You still can juggle 4 bottles of prune juice,
and 4 cans of Geritol...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your magic props say, "Made in Tennessee."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You’re old when you don’t think you can keep up with Bob
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have insomnia and keep checking this thread every hour on the hour.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You charge your pacemaker before every show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Other magicians, with grey hair, welcome you to sit at their table.
Jay Leslie
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