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You will only perform with live music if the ensemble has a lute player.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your best secrets came from scrolls.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your assistants are the three wise men.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your assistants are the three wise men.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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One more time and we can dance to it .
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your routine is about loaves and fish.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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When you learn you can now have a tape made of your performance that includes a sound track.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Even your silk routine was in black and white.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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Your rope tricks have references to the Cartwrights.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You remember having Hoss and Little Joe in your audience.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You still use Brill Creme in your hair.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You know that you an old magician when they keep you away from playing cards because cheats use your bald head as a shiner.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You wear a diaper toppit...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think that motor oil still comes in cans.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You got your inspiration from Jerry Siegal and Joe Shuster while reading their early Superman cartoons in the newspaper.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You complain because nobody will work on your DeSoto.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You can perform 10 magic trick with a single Depends.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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If you think silver dollars are common coins to audiences.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your audience is shovel ready.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You aren't strong enough to escape from IT...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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