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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform extreme burn with confederate bills...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The last city you performed at was Constantinople.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your portable phone is in a canvas shoulder carrybag.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You know the difference between Flustration and Elmsley
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The batteries in the case are for your hearing aid.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Every once in a whilke you made an gramatical Arron to see if Bob is playing attention.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When the above line reads fine to you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You thought the first ten mistakes in a sentence would get my attention.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
When you get frustrated you get your knickers in a bunch.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you truly believe that silk magic and liquid tricks are necessary to perform in every show.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You bizarre magic trick only features a likeness of Bella Lugosi or Boris Karloff.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You did strolling magic at a speakeasy...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The last time you performed your act the concept of sexual harassment did not exist.
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The great Gumbini Inner circle 3062 Posts |
When you performed your first performance the Dead Sea was only sick!
Good magic to all, Eric |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You ride your buggy to your jobs
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The great Gumbini Inner circle 3062 Posts |
Your Magic Wand needs Viagra!
Good magic to all, Eric |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform the elbow pad, neck brace, and plastic knee coin routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your wand was made from a piece wood left over from building the Ark.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your Sands of Egypt routine was a hit with Ramses II.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Instead of torn and Restored Newspaper you do Torn and Restored Scroll.
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