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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your table is not on rollers because when you got it wheels had not yet been invented.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The distance from your belt to your chin decreases every day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you have more chin than face!
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You realize that you're not a spring raccoon anymore.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have to start walking onto the stage 10
minutes before you are introduced...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3480 Posts |
When you remember that in the begining of any televised magic special not only did they say no trick photography, but you watched the WHOLE thing from begining to end, no jumping camera angles and cutting to audience reactions during the effect.
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
When you do the same trick twice in one show.
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Or when your table is on rollers to get
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your hearing aid has more watts output than your PA system.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
When you're invited to perform at the White House, and the President reminds you that you also did his 5th birthday party.
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your Japanese silks have rolled hems from WWII.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
You need to order custom wrinkled thumb tips.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You must know fifty tricks that require a Bobbie Pin!
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You were asked not to do tricks that involved color because only 30 percent of the television sets in the US were color TYs
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your stage name is Stantan or Quiggly.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Now your wand is petrified wood.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The drunks yell at you wife 'Leave it on"
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Betsy Ross made your costume.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
Your act includes torn and restored papyrus scrolls.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your evening finale is a dinosaur vanish
Northern California
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