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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
..all your props smell like Ben Gay. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're relieved to get one good call in the morning, every morning.
And it's a call from Mother Nature.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
..and 1 hour later, you get out of bed...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The headline on the newspaper you use is "Hitler Defeated!"
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can remember what a Nash Rambler was like.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You still own a crank pencil sharpener.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You performed at the Stroh's convention...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You bought your Rice Silk encyclopedias one volume at a time as they were available.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your stage light consist of a gas lamp ignited by a flint lock.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You remember that grease pencils came before Sharpie Pens.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can't remember how long ago your suit was in style.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your demo video is still on 8mm...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The people who recorded your show music are dead.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You last performed linking rings by modifying your wife's new hoop skirt.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your audition tape is on 8mm film.
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zmg013 New user 51 Posts |
Your toupee looks like a black hat on a gray squirrel
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The last time you mailed your contract for a gig, the postage was 2 cents.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You live at the facility for those without any faculities left.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can do torn and restored scroll.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You can conceal 3 Morgans behind one of your chins...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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