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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your c & b final load are dinosaur eggs. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can't tell a marked deck from any other deck.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You got your cards from Wild Bill after he got shot holding aces and eights.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You just live for the day when you would have your own radio magic show.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You want to do walk around at
the malt shop. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Every adult male in your audience carried a pocket knife and cotton handkerchief.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You still drive your Edsel
to every gig. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have taps on your street shoes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your memorized deck is now
a memorized packet. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You no longer accept bookings for morning shows.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your illusion girls dance to Lawrence Welk music. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You encourage your audience to buy US Savings Bonds.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You carry your close up show in a
Hopalong Cassidy lunch box. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your rabbit is hard of hearing now.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
All of your silks were made in Japan.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You once got paid in francs...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The instructions for your tricks were typed on a cloth ribbon typewriter.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You performed the 18th Century Silks. ...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You perform a vanishing prune juice routine
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your electronic gadgets do not have remotes!
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