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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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..when you read this thread, and 90% of the posts fit you. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You can stick 10 cards to a ceiling using the mustache wax, just on your face.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your cell phone has a wooden case.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your business card phone number is '12'. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You tuck your shirts in your pants.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You can only use chewing gum for tricks. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You use Fox Lake cards and all the Nick Trost tricks.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You can juggle 2 bottles of Geritol,
and 3 prunes. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You hide needles and razor blades under your dentures.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You get a hernia picking up a jumbo deck. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You are very careful NOT to use the word "Depends".
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You can muscle pass with your hernia. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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This might be a jumping the shark moment but here it goes
Your prostrate is larger then 2 inch Fakinis
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You drool when you look down at your hands. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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One of your tricks is vanishing dentures in a glass.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your favorite trick is 2 blood pressure pills
in the hand..one in the pocket. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The batteries are for the hearing aids.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your thumb tip is bent to match your arthritis. ...
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Buks Britz New user 1 Post
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You find a box full of old playing cards of a magician friend who died 20 years ago from someone. And you can remember some of the routines of the packet tricks of supreme.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can't perform the lota bowl without going to the bathroom at least 3 times.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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