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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have come up with 12 uses for fix-o-dent that involve magic and not teeth.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You taught Moses how to turn a staff into a snake.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your background music is played by player piano rolls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your feature trick is vanishing a Hudson automobile.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The last time you played The Forum you wore a toga.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You remember the only two kinds of milk at the store were "sweet milk" and "butter milk".
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You remember performing for the troups - during the civil war.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You remember that the lamp lighter was a worker and not a night club.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can't perform any tricks involving digital manipulation unless it involves your fingers.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You forget what you wanted to post.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I completely agree with what he just said.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your metamorphosis change takes 12 minutes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can remember when street magic was "IN". (And then streets were invented!)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
In prehistoric times you're "Magic club" was used to get women.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
People loved your leather glove routine, and you weren't wearing any gloves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You worked libraries when everything was carved in stone.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have performed for an audience that actually could read a newspaper.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your Vegas show followed Kenny Rogers & Wayne Newton...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You don't worry about the dark roots of your hair showing.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your playbill is written in Sanscrit.
Northern California
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