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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Metamucil is the biggerst magic act in your day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can set off flash paper with your bifocals and a D'lite. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your mentalist act consists of remembering your own name.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have a wooden cell phone
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your original Houdini straitjacket rips up the back
during your escape. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can remember a time when there wasn't a Magic Castle.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You cleared the lot to build Magic Castle.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You are in a restaurant eating and you point to an old guy sitting at a table across from you and tell your wife, "you know, one day I'll be an old magician like that" and your wife answers, "you do realize you are pointing at a mirror, don't you?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You try to buy magic with green stamps. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You catch a glimpse of Father Photius pondering in the mirror and think "Who is that young vibrant wiper snapper, there? He should go out and get a job, he looks healthy enough to spike railroad tracks.
And not the type that are 6 feet long, which provide for a small train to disconnect and separate by 21.75 inches.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That is an old picture, Jay.
When Mark Wilson no longer asks you to hold out your clean hand.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Oct 3, 2015, Father Photius wrote: And that would make Mr Wilson an old magician. The fact you remember that particular bit is what makes YOU yourself an old magician. I myself prefer to ask if they've ever had their palm red which happened to me the first time I attended a magic show at the age of 12. My father knew the magician and probably enjoyed watching me wipe red paint off my palm using a 3 inch square piece of toilet paper.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..I think I was the magician that did that to you...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You go read the "Magicians of Old" thread and find them discussing you and your contemporaries.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have all the Tannen's topics. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You tell people you can wear either blue or red.
They ask if it's a political thing and you respond......... Yes..... Red is for England and blue is for the Continental army
Jay Leslie
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts |
Your first mismade flag was confederate.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use the word confederate instead of stooge.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You are convinced your house is haunted because every time you look into a mirror the ghost of an old magician is looking back at you blocking your view.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Oct 11, 2015, Father Photius wrote: But if you were really really old, you'd be a vampire and not see a reflection - at all.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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