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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When Greg Wilson produces you out of the Excalibur illusion on Can You Fool Penn and Teller.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
The escape artist frees himself from a straight jacket
before you can loosen your tie...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Arthritis prevents you from doing the double lift.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You put a tray on top of your walker and you have a makeshift buskers table.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You start a thread titled, "Nine words alphabetical logical and with a morality theme."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All video and photos must be shot from a distance.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You have been to every former magician convention in the world.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your diet is stewed prunes and mashed potatoes.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You must perform on stage while sitting down.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
No coin bite trick for you...... It's more like the coin gum trick.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your audience thinks your magic words are zzzzzzzzzzz
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You’r promo picture looks like your son.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You refuse to take off your top hat to show your head.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Famous magicians arrive in a limo
You need medical transport
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your assistant is a paramedic with an AED
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your ears, nose and chin are so long they ask if you're really the ventriloquist dummy.
Jay Leslie
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts |
You remember when the 21 card trick was cutting edge.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
A double lift is moving your feet in the morning
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your magic table doubles as your walker.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your nose keeps growing and people mistake you for Pinocchio.
Because... You're a magician and you lie a lot. Oh well.... If you have to explain a joke...
Jay Leslie
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