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I got this email and I thought it was hilarious. Well some parts.. other parts are hard to understand. lol..

"Subject: I've Been Thinking



I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those cell phones
that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage
door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people
didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer
cans.

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have
something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping
Rust."

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.... that's when your chest
is falling into your drawers.

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have
you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and
forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of
an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while
they delivered the mail?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their
finals."
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