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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
On 2011-07-22 17:41, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
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How do you get it out of your fur? Why would I want to? Bathing is for suckers.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
You might try putting on some Hair Conditioner for awhile, to soften the hair, before you dollop on the Vaselene. Hair conditioner also works great for shaving cream. Again, it softens the hair.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
I just googled "fleshlight" and my life is a little bit worse for it.
John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts |
Vaseline makes a great foot moisturizer especially if one is wearing ill-fitting shoes.
:coolspot:
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan... Outward sunshine; inward joy, Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
I use "Working Feet."
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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foolsnobody Special user Buffalo, NY 843 Posts |
There used to be a Vaseline Hair Tonic, made by Vaseline but different from the plain old ordinary Vaseline.
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
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On 2011-07-22 06:36, stoneunhinged wrote: I have a gray pony tail. Peace and Love, Bob (where's my bong?) Cassidy PS- Just for laughs, tell the next gray haired pony-tailed biker you see that he looks like an old dope smoking hippie. That'd be a real trip. Can you dig it? |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Another gray pony tail here, too.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Well, Bob and Michael, all I can say is that you probably don't look like the Adonis I became--rather than the Dude Lebowski I had been--when cutting ofr that ponytail.
:lol: Maybe I should have just cut it into a mullet. I hear that a certain class of women really goes for mullets. |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
I will tell the next grey pony-tailed biker that I see that he looks like a dope smoking hippie, but with the short term memory loss I'll probably have to tell him again shortly thereafter.
Be careful though Stone, that class of women you may seek tend to have mullets themselves. While I agree that that is totally HOT, I don't know how to finish this sentence. Love forever.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
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On 2011-07-23 00:08, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Aw, man, now you made me look it up. Standards, people, standards!
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts |
If you already have the vaseline, all you need is beeswax and you can make your own pomade
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
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On 2011-07-23 08:42, landmark wrote: Ok then - I will not share my funny fleshlight story - not that I felt like being banned anyway. |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
Destiny, you big tease.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
John - let me try and make it family friendly - this will be a challenge!
While performing in an outback mining city I became friendly with the very large elderly lady who ran the local adult store. She was a lot of fun and told me wonderfully funny stories about her previous occupation - which was in a not unrelated industry and involved her getting a lot more exercise. She has a regular customer in her store who had worked out a clever solution to problems in his marriage (and now, to avoid overt discussion of the fleshlight, we turn to metaphor). This gentleman loved his wife of many years dearly. He loved her cooking. However over the years and with the 'change of life', she had lost interest in cooking. The husband still wanted her cooking and was not prepared to betray his marriage by looking for cooking elsewhere. So he turned to frozen dinners, but he discovered he wanted variety in his diet so my friend who ran the store had to keep up a supply of different frozen dinners. Once a fortnight the gentleman would come to the store, buy a different frozen dinner, enjoy it in the desert, discard the evidence, and return home to his much loved wife, his appetite sated. |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
I don't know about frozen dinners, but I love those Marie Callendar Pot Pies.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On 2011-07-23 10:23, Destiny wrote: Destiny, I'm crying. Thank you. Good thing it was only dinner he was after, 'cause food is biodegradable. I was worried that there would be funny surprises awaiting the unwary desert visitor. John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
I smell the next CSI episode... Oh, wrong desert?
Spin-off! CSI:Outback, they could get Paul Hogan to be G'rissom.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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On 2011-07-23 11:03, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Now, that's the plot to a sci-film that could give ALL of us nightmares for years and years. |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On 2011-07-23 10:23, Destiny wrote: I bet she'd have been really pleased to know that he still carried a torch for her. John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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