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Two Buskers walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Get a real job
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You've got a gun. Your in a prison cell with an accountant, a layer and a busker. Who do you shoot...
The busker TWICE... Just to make sure.
Not advocating shooting anyone but it is funny in a sick sort of way.
And Tim I have a real job. Well not a 'job' per se but a walk of life..
Sometimes though I wander.
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Due to a strange but fortunate set of circumstances, Gazzo, Jimmy Talksalot, Bobby Maverick, and Chance all find themselves banging on the "Pearly Gates" asking to be let into heaven. St. Peter says "This is strange, I'll have to get the boss's permission first, wait right here."

He tells his boss the story "We have four buskers all wanting in to heaven." "Well, this IS strange, but I don't see any problem. Let them in."

A few minutes later St. Peter comes running back, "They're gone!"

"What? The buskers are gone? Where did they go?"

"Not the buskers, the Gates! Those *&^%'s stole the pearly Gates!!!"
No trees were killed in the making of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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