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Indeed.
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Therefore
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Consequently . . .
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

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Henceforth and otherwise.
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ergo
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On 2011-10-20 12:30, critter wrote:
From The Crittopolis Herald:
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Charles Edwin Chesterfield, alias 'Chuck E Cheese', alias 'Charlie the Rat', has been implicated by former employees Helen Henny and Jasper T. Jowls in the disappearance of union leader Jimmy Hoffa in late July of 1975. According to the sources, the members of the 'Chuck E Cheese Experience' band had been meeting with Hoffa to discuss strategies in hopes of implementing a robot puppet entertainers' union. It is alleged that Mr. Cheese discovered the plot and created a note forging the signature of one 'Mr. Munch' to lure Mr. Hoffa to the attraction known as the ball pit. The sources allege that Mr. Cheese and several hired union busters then secured Mr. Hoffa in chains and 'cement shoes' and pushed him into the ball pit. According to the sources, Mr. Hoffa sunk into the ball pit 'as if it were quicksand' and has not been seen since.


Is there an app for that newspaper? Great writing, and I know the editor.

Chilling stuff.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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Wonder if it would be too derivative of The Onion...
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