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Some may not recall, but when Harold Camping made his end-of-the-world prediction, and it didn't come about, he revised it - but with *slightly* less conviction.

Today is that day. I wonder what tomorrow will bring for him. He's basically out of options.
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He was out of options last time, but that didn't stop him. I trust there will be some goalpost-moving that will once against explain everything.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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Day ain't over yet. If we do all make it to next week I wonder how he will rationalize it this time?

And if he's right then I will be ****ed off because I have to pay my phone bill today. Can you imagine? You just pay your phone bill and the world ends. Story of my life. Every car I've had that ever broke down did it on a full tank of gas.
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On 2011-10-21 17:24, critter wrote:

Day ain't over yet. If we do all make it to next week I wonder how he will rationalize it this time?

It's already Saturday October 22nd in Ozzie-land.

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Yeah, but last time didn't we have to wait until the last midnight in some third world country? And then another 45 minutes to make sure the clocks weren't off? It's only 2:30 in the afternoon here. Enough time to pay this bill (cue Jaws theme.)
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It would be cool to see Destiny ascending to heaven though.
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Did it happen yet?
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I told him it was the 28th but wouldn't listen.
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Just to clarify the last one wasn't the prediction of the end of the world but of the rapture where all the good souls would be taken up to heaven and the rest of us would be left here in torture until today when the official end of the world occurs. His revision had to do with the rapture apparently being a spiritual rapture rather than an actual rapture and god apparently forgiving everybody enough to avoid torturing us for five months instead just letting us all live out the rest of our days on Earth, with nothing actually happening. So although nothing happened it wasn't the end of the world that did not happen.

Not that I am defending the nut, the world still isn't ending tonight.
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Camping in custody and under mental surveillance

http://www.benningtonvalepress.com/2011/......html?m=1

Just saw it....

-Bobby
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Wow, not a good time for him to being evaluated. He'll probably be acting extra nutty with what he's expecting.

"Camping had requested to be taken to the area to assess the Lord’s loving and merciful slaughter of sinners," Gotta love it.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

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You hit upon a satire site, LOL! I clicked on the 'disclaimers' link below the article and found:

"The publication is presented as satire, not comedy, and certainly not reality...." Smile


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Camping in custody and under mental surveillance

http://www.benningtonvalepress.com/2011/......html?m=1

Just saw it....

-Bobby
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On 2011-10-21 20:13, gdw wrote:
Just to clarify the last one wasn't the prediction of the end of the world but of the rapture where all the good souls would be taken up to heaven and the rest of us would be left here in torture until today when the official end of the world occurs.


Glenn, you're incorrect (on Camping's position).

Here it is, from his own message, taken from his website:

"Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011"
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On 2011-10-21 20:13, gdw wrote:
Just to clarify the last one wasn't the prediction of the end of the world but of the rapture where all the good souls would be taken up to heaven and the rest of us would be left here in torture until today when the official end of the world occurs.


Glenn, you're incorrect (on Camping's position).

Here it is, from his own message, taken from his website:

"Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011"


Not seeing where that is contradicting what I said.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

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Unless you are referring to me omission of the actual end of the world from his rapture prediction, which was (the Oct 25 end date) included with his initial rapture prediction.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

I won't forget you Robert.
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Ah, I thought you were referring to October 21 instead of May 21 in your post.
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Well its a beautiful Saturday morning here in Florida!!!
Seems like the work is still just fine Smile

Now to go mess around with my new pure smoke
And some coffee.

-Bobby
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Sorry that should be world!
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Yay, we survived! God has spared us in his infinite mercy!
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

I won't forget you Robert.
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