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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
God is very busy. What if he's been tied up with something else and is late getting to ending the world?
It's going to be a terribly disappointing to wake up to a brand new day we thought we'd never see, only to watch the dark clouds gathering... |
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gdw Inner circle 4884 Posts |
But god is all knowing and all powerful. If he had a scheduling conflict, he'd have seen it coming, and been able to do plenty to fix it.
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
I won't forget you Robert. |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
He's toying with us.
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Again no Camping Trip!
BAD!...BAD HAROLD!! NO BISQUIT!!!
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Worst cult leader ever. Everybody knows that the 'out' for this stuff is the kool-aid. That way, everyone who bought your message the first time won't be around to find out that you're a complete re-nob.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
Don't be too upset that your prediction missed, Harold. It's not the end of the world.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Payne Inner circle Seattle 4571 Posts |
We all woke up Saturday at the Magic and Meaning Conference in Las Vegas only to find the hallways of the hotel littered with Bibles. For a moment we thought the Rapture had occured. Then it was pointed out that the stacks of scripture were left there so that the maid service could put the new Guideon Bibles into the rooms.
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
You know, I've been in a couple of hotels (here in the USA) that had not only a Bible, but a Koran, as well.
If hotel Bibles are called "Gideon Bibles", I wonder what the Korans might be called? "__________ Korans".
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
I've never seen a Koran in a hotel, but I did see a Book of Mormon once. Wonder if I could get a bulk deal on some D.T. Suzuki
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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gdw Inner circle 4884 Posts |
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On 2011-10-24 11:54, Payne wrote: I thought you were leading up to it being a bunch of ****ed off followers throwing the bibles out of their rooms after not being taken away.
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
I won't forget you Robert. |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2011-10-22 17:46, Destiny wrote: Sounds a little like the followers of the 2nd coming of the great prophet Zarquod. (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy). We find the followers having dinner at the Restaurant At The End of the Universe where they're still waiting. The Great Prophet Zarquod actually shows up seconds before the galaxy actually ends.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2011-10-24 12:21, Chessmann wrote: The Gideons were a group of followers who thought if Bibles were found in hotel rooms, people would be inspired to read them instead of "questionable" stuff. I don't know who's distributing the Korans.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
Sorry. I try not to do that, but sometimes I forget I already posted.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Me too.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Don't we all?
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Doesn't everybody?
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
Yeah, but we're not supposed to and I got called on the green carpet once already for that.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
I don't get it, Ed. What did you post twice? Post twice in two different topics?
Mind you, I've just had a glass of Port, so my faculties might not be at their best!
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
Yes, I posted twice on two different topics on the same thread. What I've been told is that I'm supposed to edit my original post with whatever new information I want to add, not make another post.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
I have too, but sometimes it seems necessary for the rythm of the conversation. I don't know. Kids these days with their floopy disks and Goggle Plus...
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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