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Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

Never throw good money after bad.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

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"Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
"To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."
"The dog did nothing in the night-time."
"That was the curious incident," remarked Sherlock Holmes.
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Never feed the trolls on the Café
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Never Mind the Bo!!ocks
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2
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Never take wooden nickles.
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who wants four fried chickens and a coke
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Never start a land war in Asia
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill
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Never try to psycho-analyze molested goats.
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Never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.


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"Lulling the minds of your company is more important than dazzling their eyes." Ed Marlo
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Never say never
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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Never say never again. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Never NEVER wear socks with sandals!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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Never cook bacon in the nude.
Woland
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"Never On Sunday."
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Never play poker with a guy named "Pop"

Never eat at a restaurant called "Mom's"
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Never feed your Mogwai after midnight.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
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Never turn your back after you've shot the bad guy even if everyone thinks he's dead. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
tommy
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If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

Tommy
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Never underestimate the ability of threads in the Magic Café to go off topic as quickly as heck... Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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NEVER go down to the dungeon to check out that "scream" you heard in your sleep, and if you do, NEVER take a candle, always a flashlight.

NEVER say anything remotely like, "Surely, you don't believe in vampires (werewolves, ghosts, demons, etc.), do you, Doctor?"

Teenagers should NEVER have sex at the beginning of a slasher film.

Nurse! Tommy's out of bed again!
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Never blame the rainbows for the rain.
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Never landed on the moon (As said by Moronists)
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