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On 2011-10-27 12:17, kcg5 wrote:
Never start a land war in Asia

Quoth Vizzini.
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Never unchain the night.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On 2011-10-27 12:17, kcg5 wrote:
Never start a land war in Asia


Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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Never start a nudist community in Afghanistan. Smile
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On 2011-10-28 12:17, Pakar Ilusi wrote:
Never start a nudist community in Afghanistan. Smile


Or Alaska.

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Never be rude to a........ (If you know Monty Python's Flying Circus you know the rest)
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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On 2011-10-27 13:23, bblumen wrote:

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Brian


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On 2011-10-28 14:24, critter wrote:

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.



NEVER HOLD DISCUSSION WITH THE MONKEY WHEN THE ORGAN GRINDER IS IN THE ROOM! GAWDDAMMIT!
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On 2011-10-28 14:24, critter wrote:

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.




On 2011-10-27 13:23, bblumen wrote:

Never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.


Brian
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NEVER buy an organ grinder if you're gonna get a monkey! Smile
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Never start a thread on neverisms unless you want to lose control. Smile
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Brian
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