http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjMJ08-KG......embedded

Frank, will you stock these? I'll take two of these rigs sir!

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Go figure...it's the only other jar head in this joint that wants to strap on a war belt for some shows....

Sorry Al, there is more of us Jar Heads than you know !st marines Force recon here (many years ago)

Paddy, a corpsman is only half jar head! He's half squid too. You can always tell the difference at the Marine Corps Ball

Semper Fi, Teufel Hunden!

Golden Shellback and Blue Nose Alumnus, I am Mr Al and Paddy.

We treat the Corpsmen better than anyone else in the platoon. We see them as every bit the Marine whilst attached to our deployments.

Justin Timberlake and his famous girlfriend actress Mila are attending our Marine Corps Ball here in a few days at the Hard Rock Café' Hotel in downtown San Diego.

Paddy, did you happen to serve with Smedley Butler, Dan Daily, and Chesty Puller?

In 1988, I smoked a Cohiba with General Al Gray onboard the U.S.S. John Kennedy, whilst gazing onto the shores of Ireland at County Cork in Cobh, not knowing we were about to shift our focus from the Russian Front to the Middle East.

On the flight deck, nearing the final reveal of the cups and balls with styrofoam cups and aluminum foil balls, a huge gust of wind blew everything into the Atlantic Ocean. What could I do but just shrug, that's when Al brought out a stogie to share with me. If there was ever a Marine General that deserved that fifth star it was General Gray.

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To return myself to the topic,
That is a safety belt on steroids.

Bloody hell... it's the Swiss Army knife of vests!

Table hoppers dream come true.
Is a jacket required?

Yes this is great if you have a show at the top of a mountain

...and if you order now, you will also receive - free of charge - this luxurious matching pocket protector!

Wow! There's a guy outside right now with one of these. He's working on the telephone pole.

Hey mister, where are your cups?

I'm thinking, that if you do not have a jacket on, the productions won't be as amazing.
Enjoy the dvd buddy!

O.M.G.!!! and my roomate tells me I got too mutch SH!* in my pockets. getting one would almost be worth the joke.
don't get one if you work cruse ships, just in case.

I love the crotch straps. LOL

Yeah, I was wondering what the heck those were for...

Yeah this puppy was briefly discussed down in the magical accessories section.

I can’t imagine where I’d use this thing. Who needs to carry that much stuff?

I guess you could put all the props for a full stage show in it. Yep every prop and accessory has its use and I imagine that this will fit the bill as a security blanket for those guys that never seem to have enough room for all those props they never use but insist on carrying every time they go out in public!

Honestly I like the concept. I've watched the video a number of times and it tickles my fancy. I think I could turn this puppy into a comedy prop!

I think this thing is very much like those totally unnecessary shoulder holster things that get sold to "close-up" workers as the be all and end all of carrying your props (as if a pocket wouldn’t do just as well). I think this might find a market.

Just in case Ekuth isn’t joking in his post, the crotch straps are worn under the pants (you knew that) and the whole rig becomes invisible and unobtrusive under a jacket. It is probably easier than tailoring a suit to hold birds, bottles, and other absolutely necessary "stuff".

Nope, I was serious. Thanks for filling me in... I wouldn't wear one, but it's cool!

Little purses for coins.
Waving colored slik's in the air.
piece of black wood with white tips.
Parsols.
Fans.
Top Hat and cane from the 1920s.
Christmas tree lights from finger tips.
Cigarette tricks from the 60/70s.
Some of you dress like a fairy and whear masks.
Some hide behind a mask.
Some try to look like Harry Potter.
Pick a card any card.
Elastic band tricks.
Bad breath ( not all but you know what I mean)
Dirt under the finger nails (some well known pros, You know who I mean)
You perform the same tricks that kids buy from the internet.
These are a few of the reasons why Devo, Dan, and Dave Buck, are making all the money.
You wonder why we are being laughed at.

So that video wasn't a joke?

I get laughed at...

I fear not, although I'm sure it has great use as a gag item, or with a gag in the bedroom.