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JamesinLA
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What's the difference between a mangician and a large pizza? A large pizza can actually feed a family of four.

Any others?
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What is the difference between a magician and Dynamike? Dynamike performs black magic.
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On 2011-11-29 19:36, JamesinLA wrote:
What's the difference between a mangician

What's the difference between a magician and a 5th grader? A 5th grader would know how to spell "magician."
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What's the difference between a Magician and a US Savings Bond? A saving bond will eventually mature and earn at least a small amount of money....a magician will not.
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What's the difference between a Magician and a three legged stripper ?
There will be standing room only to see the stripper.
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JamesinLA
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Thanks, guys.

Jim
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What's the difference between a Magician and a Mentalist? Mentalist do not like playing with toys.
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Whats the difference between a magician and a telephone pole? A telephone pole will stand there and not say anything.
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Whats the difference between a magician and a violinist?
A free bowl of soup after a performance...
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What's the difference between a magician and a comedian....

Oh, sorry. That's one's too easy.... um, I'll come back and think of another one
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Before posting why not ask yourself another, 'What's the difference...' question:

What's the difference between this thread and all the other mind numbing, forum clogging, waste of space, game threads on this section of the Café?

Apparently absolutely nothing.
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JamesinLA
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Sealegs,
I can't agree. I thought it might be entertaining to use this as a running gag throughout a show for each volenteer.

Jim
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What is the difference between a protitute and a magician?

One hundred dollars an hour and full time employment.
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On 2011-12-27 12:03, JamesinLA wrote:
Sealegs,
I can't agree. I thought it might be entertaining to use this as a running gag throughout a show for each volenteer.

Jim


How were you picturing this working in your show Jim?
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JamesinLA
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Each time someone comes up, you ask them the same/similar question but with a different punch line.

Jim
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Whats the difference between a magician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four!
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On 2012-01-19 00:57, Bryan Gilles wrote:
Whats the difference between a magician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four!

LOL.....you must have missed the very first post Bryan Smile

Posted: Jan 31, 2012 5:33pm
What is the difference between a short magician and a rude female jogger?

One is a cunning runt the other is a running......yeah, you might just want to leave this one out of your show
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What's the difference between a magician and a lawyer?

One can make things you were SURE you had disappear right before your eyes.

The other does magic.
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