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Let see how long this story will go till we get to the end of it. This is how it will work. I'm going to start the story with one or two lines and the next person will add a line or two to it. And so on and so on. Please only post lines for the story only. So let the story begin!

It was a cold and raining night as I was driving down an old abandon dirt road with my two cousins and a dog name Blues.
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He used to have a sister named Rhythm, but she got herself run over on the turnpike behind Ike's Gas & Grub.
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He can still hear his sister, Rhythm laughing in his head at his corny jokes as he touch the tattoo of her on his arm.
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Suddenly there was a loud thump that shook my truck. "Oh my god! " I thought, what could I have hit.
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Has I look into my rear-view mirror.
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I see...it can't be, it looks like Rhythm, limping to the side of the road.
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Even more startling, the decaying canine had a HUMAN ARM clamped in her desiccated jaws!
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The arm belonged to Steve Mollet- gasp! Guess Rhythm needed a hand.
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On 2011-12-31 12:28, Magicusa wrote:
He can still hear his sister, Rhythm laughing in his head at his corny jokes as he touch the tattoo of her on his arm.


A tattooed dog, that's right. Not too many of those around, but Blues was an especially stoic hound. Smile
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What I really wondered about was who the arm may have belonged to and if they were still around to have any say in the matter at all.
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I pulled over. The dog ran away, but dropped the arm in the ditch. I approached it apprehensively. My eyes widened and I studied it closely.

"Time to get some headlights on this old rattletrap, I suppose, eh, Blues?"

"*** straight," Blues thought to himself, "That's a leg of ham from the Butchershop across the street, and this is the SECOND time you run Rythm over! Good thing she's stoic like me, fool!" Smile
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Blues grabbed the arm from Rhythm and gnawed ferociously on the flesh reducing it to nothing but bone. My cousins Eskiel and Gomer smirked and one reached down to pat Blues.
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Rythm had run away, and Blues knew just where to. Down the line Tex Ritter was holding a party at his ranch and Rythm's favorite song was on the bill:

Get Rythm
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When Gomer reached down Rhythm showed his apreciation and bit off Gomer's arm and now had another arm on which to chew. Blue became jealous of Rhythm as dogs sometimes do so he decided to bite off Eskiel's arm. Well Gomer and Eskiel were not to bright to begin with and with having lost an arm each they became bandits and that is how the name "One armed Bandit" came into existance along with "Rhythm and Blues". This is a true story. You can check it on the internet. Of course they al lived happily after.
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The end
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But it wasn't the end...

I suddenly woke up drenched in sweat. Had it all been a dream or a terrible nightmare.
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Relief flooded over my trembling body. No longer would I have to live in a weird world, where dogs had arms and tattoo artists could do their work through a thick coat of hair. Then, as I thought it was all thankfully behind me, I saw that something was skewered on my bed post, covered by a pungent, bloody blanket...
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It was the mailman.
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In her bloody hand was an envelope. I rushed to open it. There inside was half of an index card, folded into quarters. I could not read what was inside that folded card, despite my attempts to hold it to the light. So I unfolded it and saw the following written in a scrawly manner, with what appeared to be a thin pencil: You will choose the four of clubs and the lady in the blue dress will name the number 37.
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"Why the **** is Derren Brown writing to ME and how did he know about the blue dress?" I thought. I turned the index card over and saw the words I had been dreading.
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