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Bluesman Special user Florida 567 Posts |
Let see how long this story will go till we get to the end of it. This is how it will work. I'm going to start the story with one or two lines and the next person will add a line or two to it. And so on and so on. Please only post lines for the story only. So let the story begin!
It was a cold and raining night as I was driving down an old abandon dirt road with my two cousins and a dog name Blues. |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
He used to have a sister named Rhythm, but she got herself run over on the turnpike behind Ike's Gas & Grub.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Magicusa Elite user 478 Posts |
He can still hear his sister, Rhythm laughing in his head at his corny jokes as he touch the tattoo of her on his arm.
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motown Inner circle Atlanta by way of Detroit 6136 Posts |
Suddenly there was a loud thump that shook my truck. "Oh my god! " I thought, what could I have hit.
"If you ever write anything about me after I'm gone, I will come back and haunt you."
– Karl Germain |
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Magicusa Elite user 478 Posts |
Has I look into my rear-view mirror.
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acesover Special user I believe I have 821 Posts |
I see...it can't be, it looks like Rhythm, limping to the side of the road.
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Even more startling, the decaying canine had a HUMAN ARM clamped in her desiccated jaws!
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
The arm belonged to Steve Mollet- gasp! Guess Rhythm needed a hand.
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
Quote:
On 2011-12-31 12:28, Magicusa wrote: A tattooed dog, that's right. Not too many of those around, but Blues was an especially stoic hound. |
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
What I really wondered about was who the arm may have belonged to and if they were still around to have any say in the matter at all.
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
I pulled over. The dog ran away, but dropped the arm in the ditch. I approached it apprehensively. My eyes widened and I studied it closely.
"Time to get some headlights on this old rattletrap, I suppose, eh, Blues?" "*** straight," Blues thought to himself, "That's a leg of ham from the Butchershop across the street, and this is the SECOND time you run Rythm over! Good thing she's stoic like me, fool!" |
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
Blues grabbed the arm from Rhythm and gnawed ferociously on the flesh reducing it to nothing but bone. My cousins Eskiel and Gomer smirked and one reached down to pat Blues.
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
Rythm had run away, and Blues knew just where to. Down the line Tex Ritter was holding a party at his ranch and Rythm's favorite song was on the bill:
Get Rythm |
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acesover Special user I believe I have 821 Posts |
When Gomer reached down Rhythm showed his apreciation and bit off Gomer's arm and now had another arm on which to chew. Blue became jealous of Rhythm as dogs sometimes do so he decided to bite off Eskiel's arm. Well Gomer and Eskiel were not to bright to begin with and with having lost an arm each they became bandits and that is how the name "One armed Bandit" came into existance along with "Rhythm and Blues". This is a true story. You can check it on the internet. Of course they al lived happily after.
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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Bluesman Special user Florida 567 Posts |
The end
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motown Inner circle Atlanta by way of Detroit 6136 Posts |
But it wasn't the end...
I suddenly woke up drenched in sweat. Had it all been a dream or a terrible nightmare.
"If you ever write anything about me after I'm gone, I will come back and haunt you."
– Karl Germain |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Relief flooded over my trembling body. No longer would I have to live in a weird world, where dogs had arms and tattoo artists could do their work through a thick coat of hair. Then, as I thought it was all thankfully behind me, I saw that something was skewered on my bed post, covered by a pungent, bloody blanket...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
It was the mailman.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
In her bloody hand was an envelope. I rushed to open it. There inside was half of an index card, folded into quarters. I could not read what was inside that folded card, despite my attempts to hold it to the light. So I unfolded it and saw the following written in a scrawly manner, with what appeared to be a thin pencil: You will choose the four of clubs and the lady in the blue dress will name the number 37.
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jugglestruck Inner circle Wales 1038 Posts |
"Why the **** is Derren Brown writing to ME and how did he know about the blue dress?" I thought. I turned the index card over and saw the words I had been dreading.
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