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Tom Cutts
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I have the official Cafe Shuffled Deck.



Every Monday I am going to post the next ten cards in the deck.



Your job is to write a story using the most recent cards and building on each successive week.



WEEK 1 (top to bottom)

2C, 7H, QD, 5D, 9C,2H, 4D, 7D, JH, KC...Smile



There you go, have some fun Smile



Cheers,



Tom Cutts
Dorian Rhodell
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Okay, so I’m feeling a liitle bit down. So I decide to hit a couple (TWO) of CLUBS over on the corner of SEVENTH and HEART.



Inside I met this gorgeous go-go dancer. She said her name was DIAMOND and with as many teeth as a jack-o-lantern, I knew immediately that I had found my QUEEN. Diamond was actually her nickname. She got that because she wore FIVE DIAMONDS. One on each finger and one on her thumb.



Interestingly enough, she got them as gifts from her NINE ex-boyfriends, who all worked at the CLUB. As we started to dance intimately, I saw out of the corner of my eye that I was being approached by Diamond’s nine previous boyfriends.



So we did what any new couple would do. These TWO young HEARTS paired up and proceeded to Layeth the Smackdown on their Candy A**es!!! Diamond gave a solid punch to the forehead of one of these heathens, leaving FOUR DIAMOND indentations on his skull. One down eight to go.



With an Iron Monkey fighting style, Dorian took out SEVEN of these little pansies in one fatal swoop leaving DIAMOND all by her lonesome. But that’s OK. With eight down there was only one guy left....Jack.



JACK had no moves and no HEART and with a swift kick to the microscopic cajones that he boasted, Diamond sent his eyes out of his head and his voice out of any male’s range.



After the Dynamic Duo’s incredible fight, we got kicked out of the club. So we decided to go get a hotel and make love all night long. She’s my queen and I’m her KING........of CLUBS that is!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Cutts
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Wow Dorian,



I'm a little frightened but:



Next cards:



AD, 5H, JD, 8D, QS, 9D, 7C, KH, 3D, 3S





There you have it Smile
Peter Marucci
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AD, 5H, JD, 8D, QS, 9D, 7C, KH, 3D, 3S

. . . The next morning, I went out and got her a ring with One Diamond in it. I was so excited, it was as if I had Five Hearts.

I only hoped she would like it because I didn't have enough Jack for more Diamonds; if I could afford it, I would have got Eight Diamonds for my Queen . . . of Spades, or even Nine Diamonds.

Then I got an idea; over on Seventh street I picked up Seven Clubs and mugged a guy who was dressed like a King.

But all he had on him was enough money to buy Three Diamonds.

So I mugged a bunch of ditchdiggers and took their Three Spades to sell.



Hey, t'ain't Hemingway -- but it fits!

cheers,

Peter Marucci

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Tom Cutts
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It’s Monday!!! Now where’d I put that deck?



Ah ha!!



5C, 8H, 10H, QH, 6S, KD, 6C, JS, 2S, 8C...



Have at it...





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Tom Cutts
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OK, no response but I 'll post anyhow.



Next ten cards:



10D, 8S, AC, 3C, 3H, 10C, 9S, 5S, 6H, 4C



C'mon folks!
BroDavid
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Some Ditchdiggers just don't like being mugged. And wouldn't you know that I get one.



As I left the scene one of the 5 grabbed a Club and came after me.



I had worked up an appetite and didn’t know he was chasing me, so I sat down and 8 a Heart burn special. I couldn’t wait to "Ten"d to my sweet Heart, but I didn’t know that this little Queen was going to be a Heart breaker!



He would never have caught me if I hadn't slowed down to eat. But somewhere along the way he had improved his arsenal and he was carrying 6 Spades. Lethal weapons in the hands of a man who knows how to use them.



As soon as I saw him, I knew that I had better act quickly or I wouldn’t be the King of these Diamonds for very long.



Wham! 6 quick Clubs with a Coffee Cup and I had the ditchdigger, whose name was Jack, and his Spades right where I wanted him. He started to go down, but he kept from falling by using 2 of the Spades as crutches.



You have to admire a man who knows how to use the tools of his trade, but I was desperate. So I hit him again, and then again.. but he still wouldn’t go down! I couldn’t believe it. No one can take 8 Clubs with a Coffee Cup. But he still just stood there. ......



... Wonder were this is going <IMG SRC="/forums/images/smiles/babyface.gif">



BroDavid
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james-harrington
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Seems we've waited 4 years for the last 12 cards... I'd like to see how the story ends! Smile

Come on, Tom!

James
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