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atouchofmagic1 Elite user 470 Posts |
Chuck Norris or Abe Lincoln you decide LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg......a_player -Bobby |
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream, he's too busy giving other people nightmares!
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open! Go ahead you try it! |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Unlike Jason Voorhees, Chuck Norris can beat up Freddy Kreuger without leaving the Dream World. Chuck Norris will then secede the Dream World from the union and rule it with an iron foot.
Chuck Norris destroyed the One Ring without having to walk to the stupid mountain. But then he walked to the mountain anyway, just to roundhouse kick some monsters.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
If 12/21/2012 is the end of world, it means that Chuck got bored with humanity.
Chuck can unscramble an egg! |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Chuck Norris still calls his Mom.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
Chuck Norris is a Master Magician because he gets standing ovations after each "trick".
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Keep your Chucky Norris, Steven Segal was sworn in as a deputy sheriff in Hudspeth County, Texas where I live
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Bill Wallace says Chuck can take him.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
How many Chuck Norris wood could a Chuck Norris groupie peck if a Chuck Norris wood pecker groupie could Chuck Norris peck wood?
Nonechucks.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
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On 2012-03-23 22:29, spartacus wrote: I'm sorry to hear that Brother! I kid, I kid. Good to see ya guy! |
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
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On 2012-03-25 07:32, Devious wrote: May says Hi backatcha. The bldg is a church now (?) and they want to have a children's home there but they have to drill a well. May never had a well because of the price of drilling, which is astronomical for this area.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
I'm very aware of the mineral rights issue and drilling.
Jerry never owned the mineral right's and he pretended to have a well by relabling water bottles and selling water supposedly from his well. Thanks for saying, "Hi" to May Carson for me Dr. I used to own a magic shoppe on the premises next to my saloon theatre. John Calvert and I performed together on that stage. That place had so much potential. I even had those two nearby billboards with our show details and the pre-investment opportunities emblazoned on them. We filmed a movie on the site. "Dead Man's Hand" |
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HCM New user 58 Posts |
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
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On 2012-03-25 12:09, Devious wrote: Jeez, when was this? You drove right past my house and you didn't even tell me? Theres a local well driller about a mile from me and I thought about doing a well when I moved here 15 yrs ago. He told me anywhere from $125k and up, too much for me.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2012-03-25 20:34, spartacus wrote: Chuck Norris does not approve of this message.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Who's Chuck Norris?
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2012-03-25 23:22, spartacus wrote: Just that guy who fought Bruce Lee in a movie.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
The president lives in The White House, Chuck Norris lives in The Roundhouse!
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Run to the roundhouse Nellie, he can't corner you there...
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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