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Intrepid Inner circle Silver Spring, MD 1179 Posts |
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On 2012-03-28 21:01, EsnRedshirt wrote: Are you pushing chartered schools as a means of removing the politics from education?
Bob
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts |
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On 2012-05-17 03:42, mastermindreader wrote: I figured you had made it up. Just for fun, I Googled it hoping to find an amusing picture..... I did! :)
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irossall Special user Snohomish, Washington 529 Posts |
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On 2012-05-17 09:18, S2000magician wrote: I think the correct spelling is "Hamerger's" The union of two Swine. Iven
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2012-05-17 11:23, PaulPacific wrote: What's even funnier (to me, anyway) is that the first thing I thought of when I read the word was "little pink pills" and then you come up with a pill bottle.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2012-05-17 03:42, mastermindreader wrote: I knew from the cigarette ads that they were the animal equivelant of the Blues Brothers. My whole family collected those camel points and I'd try to get some from them to order sunglasses and stuff. So what it comes down to is that the anti-smoking crowd is involved in a conspiracy to dumb down the schools...
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
I think you've nailed it, Critter!
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2012-05-17 05:37, Woland wrote: I remember Reader's Digest had an article on gifted children. The teacher was trying to teach about even and odd numbers and had put up on the blackboard the numerals 1 through 10. She asked one kid which of the numbers could be divided evenly. He looked at the board and said; "All of them." The teacher tried to be patient and said to look again. Again the kid said; "All of them can be divided evenly." So the teacher said; "OK, wise guy. What 3 divided evenly?" The kid responded; "One and a half." I think this was supposed to be 2nd grade. At any rate, they certainly hadn't gotten into studying fractions yet.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
Better might be...
"Suppose you or someone else were told to pick up a dog turd and throw it away. Imagine how you would do this. What would you use to pick it up? Write a story about what happens when you pick up a dog turd and throw it away."
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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