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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The batteries in his audiences' hearing aids went dead.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Politicians offered to become honest if he would quit!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The business license expired.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The audience got hungry and left.
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2076 Posts |
The trap door below his feet suddenly opened up! :0
Jonathan
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2076 Posts |
The extra long bamboo cane protruded from the curtain's left wing and deftly pulled him off... exit stage left!
Jonathan
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The glasses prescriptions for the audience changed during his act.
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2076 Posts |
...and his regular optometrist, who was 29 when he started his show had retired.
Jonathan
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Jon Blakeney Special user Australia 657 Posts |
I was able to Knit a jumper and two pair of sox!
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The batteries in all the hearing aids for the audience died.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
His chinese linking rings were performed by his stage name of "On Too Long."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
His dove layed two eggs.
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2076 Posts |
...and those hatched and the birds grew and laid another two! :0
Jonathan
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2076 Posts |
...yet the DoveLite silks he had been using in this veeeeeeeeeeryloooooooong show, had not deteriorated.... not ONE iota!
Jonathan
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The water in his Sands of the Desert trick evaporated!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The children in the audience graduated.
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