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Reasons why it's very difficult to solve "Redneck Homicides"

* All The DNA matches
* No Dental Records
* So many different kinds of beer cans
* Everyone in the neighborhood shares the same gun.
* There was never a lock on the swinging front door

Please add your own difficulty issues.
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Like trying to differentiate bald guys from their rear ends. Smile
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You're not allowed to start questioning until they understand the Miranda warning. That could take a while.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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*Hogs ate most of the evidence.
*What the hogs didn't eat, the goat did.
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You ask a suspect if he has any ID, and he says, "'Bout what?"
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Quote:
On 2012-07-01 15:12, Michael Baker wrote:
You ask a suspect if he has any ID, and he says, "'Bout what?"


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They never find the body that's been hidden in one of the seventeen derelict refrigerators scattered willy nilly on the back 40
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Their addresses are their license plates.
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"Big Bubba done it" written in blood doesn't narrow it down.
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Having to gut out gators just to find evidence of a body ain't easy... Smile
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*The moonshine kills the bacteria and insects, which makes TOD more difficult to determine by affecting the rate of decomposition.
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Nobody heard the gunshots 'cause NASCAR was playin' on the TV too loud.
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The Sheriff and Deputies are passed out behind the still.
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All of the suspects failed the lie detector test!
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No matter what he tries, the sheriff just can't seem to catch them Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke boys.
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There's only one body when he killed his wife and sister.
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Clem took the K9 unit out rabbit huntin'.
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On 2012-07-04 09:31, Steve_Mollett wrote:
Clem took the K9 unit out rabbit huntin'.


Too funny!
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Daryl's other brother, Daryl, may know something.
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They only found the skeleton, although the Possom Potluck was especially greasey that week.
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