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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts 
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Reasons why it's very difficult to solve "Redneck Homicides"
* All The DNA matches * No Dental Records * So many different kinds of beer cans * Everyone in the neighborhood shares the same gun. * There was never a lock on the swinging front door Please add your own difficulty issues. |
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Kevin Connolly Inner circle New Jersey 1329 Posts
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Like trying to differentiate bald guys from their rear ends.
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts
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You're not allowed to start questioning until they understand the Miranda warning. That could take a while.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts
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*Hogs ate most of the evidence.
*What the hogs didn't eat, the goat did.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts
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You ask a suspect if he has any ID, and he says, "'Bout what?"
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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On 2012-07-01 15:12, Michael Baker wrote:  
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Payne Inner circle Seattle 4571 Posts
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They never find the body that's been hidden in one of the seventeen derelict refrigerators scattered willy nilly on the back 40
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts
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Their addresses are their license plates.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts
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"Big Bubba done it" written in blood doesn't narrow it down.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Having to gut out gators just to find evidence of a body ain't easy...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts
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*The moonshine kills the bacteria and insects, which makes TOD more difficult to determine by affecting the rate of decomposition.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts
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Nobody heard the gunshots 'cause NASCAR was playin' on the TV too loud.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts
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The Sheriff and Deputies are passed out behind the still.
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts
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All of the suspects failed the lie detector test!
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts
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No matter what he tries, the sheriff just can't seem to catch them Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke boys.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Ray Tupper. Special user NG16. 749 Posts
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There's only one body when he killed his wife and sister.
What do we want?
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts
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Clem took the K9 unit out rabbit huntin'.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts
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On 2012-07-04 09:31, Steve_Mollett wrote: Too funny! |
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts
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Daryl's other brother, Daryl, may know something.
Et tu, Spartacus?
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts
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They only found the skeleton, although the Possom Potluck was especially greasey that week.
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