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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Did I get right?

A fine is a tax
for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine
for doing well.
Bob Sanders

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Michael Baker
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Eternal Order
Near a river in the Midwest
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Ironic, eh?
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Jeff J.
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Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.
Pecan_Creek
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On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.
Michael Baker
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On 2012-07-03 16:32, Pecan_Creek wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.


Ha!
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Jeff J.
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On 2012-07-03 16:32, Pecan_Creek wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.


No, I coudn't. I own 3 law offices. It is what it is.
Dannydoyle
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Yes ouch.
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<BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell
LobowolfXXX
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On 2012-07-03 17:02, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:32, Pecan_Creek wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.


No, I coudn't. I own 3 law offices. It is what it is.


You're not a lawyer, right? Hope they're not in Connecticut.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
tommy
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The oldest book in England is law book dated 600AD. It is list of how much one should pay a victim one harm to. The victim family would collect the "fine" from the family of the crim or the crim and so on. So the powers that be thought we can make money out of this and game and came up with idea of punishing the crim and giving him a fine and keeping the money themselves. So it all evolved into tax Etc as we got organised. Here we are today with this organised crime system we call the law and government and so on. They, the powers that be, only exist to take your money. Their hypocracy knows no bounds. Which fine collector are you going to vote for next?
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

Tommy
Jeff J.
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On 2012-07-03 19:25, LobowolfXXX wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 17:02, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:32, Pecan_Creek wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.


No, I coudn't. I own 3 law offices. It is what it is.


You're not a lawyer, right? Hope they're not in Connecticut.


No, I'm not a lawyer. I own the actual law firms due to the death of my brother, but they do the legal work. I've done paralegal work at the offices previously though.
tommy
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Lawyers, I think, are not allowed to form companies here in England. They are allowed to form partnerships, which is why we do not see Smith Ltd Lawyers but see Smith & Co Lawyers etc. Their liabilities are not limited like companies are, they are personally responsible. I am not sure if one can own a firm of lawyers here as such here. A company can employ a lawyer though so I am sure how it works but that is roughly how it is here.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

Tommy
Michael Baker
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It took real Americans to up the number to three.

http://www.123posters.com/stooges7.htm
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LobowolfXXX
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On 2012-07-04 07:33, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 19:25, LobowolfXXX wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 17:02, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:32, Pecan_Creek wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.


No, I coudn't. I own 3 law offices. It is what it is.


You're not a lawyer, right? Hope they're not in Connecticut.


No, I'm not a lawyer. I own the actual law firms due to the death of my brother, but they do the legal work. I've done paralegal work at the offices previously though.


Very sorry to hear about your brother.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
Jeff J.
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On 2012-07-04 12:29, LobowolfXXX wrote:
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On 2012-07-04 07:33, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 19:25, LobowolfXXX wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 17:02, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
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On 2012-07-03 16:32, Pecan_Creek wrote:
Quote:
On 2012-07-03 16:15, Old Scratch Johnson wrote:
Life is tough. I had a death in my family and it cost me a few hundred thousand. I suppose it all works out in the end.


Geez Dude, You know you can get it done cheaper than that.


No, I coudn't. I own 3 law offices. It is what it is.


You're not a lawyer, right? Hope they're not in Connecticut.


No, I'm not a lawyer. I own the actual law firms due to the death of my brother, but they do the legal work. I've done paralegal work at the offices previously though.


Very sorry to hear about your brother.


Thank you. It was very unexpected. He was working out at a fitness center and had a heart attack. He had no previous health problems.
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