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ringmaster
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You shouldn't pay them Tommy. Explain that you are a Soveran Citizen, if they arrest you, you can sue for millions of dollars.
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Used to park a lot as a teenager. Had to pay for that too, in one way or another.

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On 2012-07-06 18:43, ringmaster wrote:
You shouldn't pay them Tommy. Explain that you are a Soveran Citizen, if they arrest you, you can sue for millions of dollars.


Heh heh.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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It's a good little business owning a car park. I know a fellow who owns a couple of small ones and once a week he just goes and empties the machines.
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No cost of goods sold, no shipping, no customs, minimal labor costs. Not a bad business at all.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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Why?

So when you get pulled over later, and then immediately arrested and taken to jail, you won't have to have the guy for whom you're later acting as Best Man for have to write a check to bail you out of jail so you can attend the rehearsal dinner, that's why!

That happened to my best man the morning of my rehearsal dinner. He didn't pay his tickets... Smile
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