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S2000magician
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On 2012-07-10 17:05, LobowolfXXX wrote:
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On 2012-07-10 17:03, mastermindreader wrote:
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On 2012-07-10 17:01, acesover wrote:
You forgot to add:

Joe is obvioiusly a gay left wing liberal as there is no mention of his wife and kids. lol Smile

Or he may be a Log Cabin Republican depending on which version of the story you're referring to.

Those Log Cabin Republicans make really good (and profitable) maple syrup.

Fixed that for you.
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Replublicans don't make syrup...


You can't outsource Vermont!
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They only outsource jobs Americans won't do.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On 2012-07-10 18:18, LobowolfXXX wrote:
They only outsource jobs Americans won't do.


I hope that's a joke. If so, I don't get it.

*Edit* Wait! I think I just got it...
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If you think you did, you probably did...
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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So, Hyperbole wakes up one morning...
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Higgs Boson.

Ron
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On 2012-07-10 17:05, LobowolfXXX wrote:
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On 2012-07-10 17:03, mastermindreader wrote:
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On 2012-07-10 17:01, acesover wrote:
You forgot to add:

Joe is obvioiusly a gay left wing liberal as there is no mention of his wife and kids. lol Smile



Or he may be a Log Cabin Republican depending on which version of the story you're referring to.


Those Log Cabin Republicans make really good maple syrup.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!
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Best. Thread. EVER!
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

I won't forget you Robert.
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Sheesh, why cant we outsource landscaping?

Signed,
Mexican who makes leaves dissapear via leaf blower.

p.s. I wanted to work where they make all of the toys for McDonald's Happy Meals,
but sadly was never asked, and China won out on all the fun.
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So, I guess this is a Government versus Free market debate versus. Give power and credit to a select few, who are usually corrupt, or give power and credit to every entrepreneur and hard working person in America who has a passion for excellence and achievement.

That’s a tough one. I’ll have get back to you on that.
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False dichotomy unfortunately. Actually, maybe not, as most "solutions" that try to take it one way or another usually just lead to the former any ways.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

I won't forget you Robert.
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On 2012-07-10 19:58, R.S. wrote:
Higgs Boson.

Ron

Okay--so, Higgs Boson wakes up one morning...
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Higgs Boson asks his room mate, "Say, have you seen my "Mobious Switch"?
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On 2012-07-10 22:07, Devious wrote:
Higgs Boson asks his room mate, "Say, have you seen my "Mobious Switch"?

"After the party last night?!?" he groans, "I couldn't find a twist in a Mobius Strip."
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This thread is awesome. And free advertising.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

I won't forget you Robert.
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