I developed a Lie Detector Test, this one involve a MALE Subject, and before the routine I said to subject :

Me : "....I am going to ask you to answer All my Question with NO, do you understand?..."

Subject : "....Yes...."

Me : "....No...No...No....I am going to ask you to answer All my Question with NO, do you understand?..."

Subject : "....NO...."

Me : "...Good, Now Are you Married?..."

Subject : "...No..."

Me : "...Are You Wearing underwear?..."

Subject : "...No..."

Me : "...Do you have a Girl friend maybe?..."

Subject : "...No..."

Me : "...So you don't like women...."

Subject : "...No..."

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what is another line that is funny only when the answer is NO?

let the chime begin Gentlemen and thak you for your kind post

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Here is few lines from one of the Café user that sent to me via PM

How about... 

Are you feeling relaxed? 

No 

But you're having a good time up here right? 

No 

(To the audience) He only said that because I told him to say No... (to the assisting spectator) that's the case, right? 

No 

Ok well let me ask you this, have you ever had a more enjoyable time than you're having right now? 

No 

See I knew it... he loves being here don't you? 

No 

Doh....

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Last line,

Do you really want the $1000 dollar prize.

Is suggesting someone might be gay still funny?

Was it ever?

Also isn't the point of a lie detector that you don't have to ask them to say no everytime as when they say yes you can make them mean no by using the machine?

I made the same points as George's in a PM to Raphael and gave him an alternative script that I felt made more sense was funnier and went in a different direction.

I wonder if he's done anything with it?