I remember, in my teenage years, watching a show called euro trash ...... Very funny (and had naked ladies o. It too!!!!)..... They had all the strange people from Europe .... They had this artist on ..... He was a SH!t artist .... Literally. He would eat green food for a week, collect his 'dookie' and use it to paint. No really!!!!

I wouldn't want to hand his art on my wall.

I guess that would be shart, then?

This thread has really gone down the crapper.

You are right!

What nearly 3 hours for some c&ap puns? I was hoping for more!

Sometimes you just gotta wipe things up.

Now we're munching our way through to the but of the issue.

You're deuces, man.

Very dangerous stuff

I know Darren!

But round here we are brave enough to throw puns round like its cow shig. That last words a typo me thinks.

All tht glitters is not gary so hang him on the wall in Saville row. That's a he'll of a lot of ****e.