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You know you are a pro escape artist when you purchase your gear from Ian McColl, Australia !!!
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You can't find you bike lock ....... So you just use a few pairs if handcuffs instead.
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Like this? Lazy cops on South St...

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Lets hope he doesn't need hem anytime soon!

Got to laugh though.
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I've been holding on to that pic for a while. Shot it myself..... wondered about nicking the bike.... then wondered how prison life must feel and decided not to.
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When you wonder if you can fit into a trash can at a hardware store.
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When you're watching a movie/TV show and, when a lock/handcuff/straitjacket appears in a scene, your wife pre-empts you with, "Okay--what is it?"
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You're watching a movie or show, the protagonists are tied-up and you're jumping out of your seat because you know, there's no way in the world those knots could hold anything (if they let the air out, the ropes would fall-off) but ... the actors sit there and act victim-ish*.

*Victim-ish. Verb: The act of appearing like a victim ( coined today )
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Jay the correct word is "Victimey".

The 100 ft rope escape opened my eyes to many things.

Also when you go shopping at a plumbing supply store "Just to look", and really you're looking to make restraints out of the stuff.
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You visit Historical Sites and Castles and Try to get down to the Dungeons and Jails as quick as possible.
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When you start to believe your own publicity and blurb on your website!!!!
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When you have the mental discipline to achieve your goal despite outside influence.
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When the first thing you do when you see Chain, Rope, etc. is to ASSUME THE POSITION!
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You can do fifteen minutes with wet noodles.
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Quote:
On 2012-11-13 01:08, jay leslie wrote:
You can do fifteen minutes with wet noodles.


Hahahaha... Now that's funny!

When most of your hardware has a different use than what it was intended for.
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You use the app!
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When you yell out the make and model of the padlock at the end of Raiders.
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You're an escape artist when....
....you watch the start of Avengers and mock Black Widdow for taking so long.
... you go to the local pier and read the fine print as to who to ask about jumping off of it.
... When the local hardware store has banned you 'cause you never buy anything, you just look at the large Yale padlocks like a kid before Christmas'.
... When you say you are because it's not a protected name
... When the wife says 'oh I've been chaining him up all week'
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