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GUNNARSON New user 62 Posts |
You know you are a pro escape artist when you purchase your gear from Ian McColl, Australia !!!
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
When you walk down the aisle of any store, stopping at each item, dreaming of a way to make it into a showpiece.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
www.bladewalker.com |
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
You can't find you bike lock ....... So you just use a few pairs if handcuffs instead.
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts |
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
http://www.greatnippulini.com |
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
Lets hope he doesn't need hem anytime soon!
Got to laugh though. |
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts |
I've been holding on to that pic for a while. Shot it myself..... wondered about nicking the bike.... then wondered how prison life must feel and decided not to.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
http://www.greatnippulini.com |
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magicbymccauley Special user 830 Posts |
When you wonder if you can fit into a trash can at a hardware store.
"Tricks are about objects, Magic is about life."
-Max Maven |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
When you're watching a movie/TV show and, when a lock/handcuff/straitjacket appears in a scene, your wife pre-empts you with, "Okay--what is it?"
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're watching a movie or show, the protagonists are tied-up and you're jumping out of your seat because you know, there's no way in the world those knots could hold anything (if they let the air out, the ropes would fall-off) but ... the actors sit there and act victim-ish*.
*Victim-ish. Verb: The act of appearing like a victim ( coined today )
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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magicbymccauley Special user 830 Posts |
Jay the correct word is "Victimey".
The 100 ft rope escape opened my eyes to many things. Also when you go shopping at a plumbing supply store "Just to look", and really you're looking to make restraints out of the stuff.
"Tricks are about objects, Magic is about life."
-Max Maven |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
You visit Historical Sites and Castles and Try to get down to the Dungeons and Jails as quick as possible.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Kondini Inner circle 3609 Posts |
When you start to believe your own publicity and blurb on your website!!!!
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Ian McColl Inner circle 1493 Posts |
When you have the mental discipline to achieve your goal despite outside influence.
handcuff keys https://www.facebook.com/groups/274871910110997/
old business https://www.facebook.com/Stockade-locksmiths-276492435716704/ |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
When the first thing you do when you see Chain, Rope, etc. is to ASSUME THE POSITION!
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You can do fifteen minutes with wet noodles.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Quote:
On 2012-11-13 01:08, jay leslie wrote: Hahahaha... Now that's funny! When most of your hardware has a different use than what it was intended for.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
You use the app!
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Stuart Burrell Veteran user England 385 Posts |
When you yell out the make and model of the padlock at the end of Raiders.
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Stuart Burrell Veteran user England 385 Posts |
You're an escape artist when....
....you watch the start of Avengers and mock Black Widdow for taking so long. ... you go to the local pier and read the fine print as to who to ask about jumping off of it. ... When the local hardware store has banned you 'cause you never buy anything, you just look at the large Yale padlocks like a kid before Christmas'. ... When you say you are because it's not a protected name ... When the wife says 'oh I've been chaining him up all week' |
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