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While joking about the 6 reasons why a beer is better than a woman, you deal 1 card, no more no less with a picture “generic” picture of a beer can on the table, but the number 1 reason is blank on your list.
A card with a picture of a beer kegerator is placed on the table and you say inside is a prediction that will relate to a beer tht will be chosen in the fairest manner, but to ensure no one is influenced the beers must stay showing. You promise each beer has a name of a beer on the back.
The spectator will hand you cards one by one in ANY ORDER and a beer chosen by doing the taste great/less filling mix until one remains. After this is done, the spectator can keep the top beer or you ask if he'd like it placed back and moved to the bottom and the mix redone.
You start talk ing about how the beer industry has spent millions on advertising and state , “I have never really understood the celebrity endorsement. Who cares what some singer or movie star has to say about a new car? I’d rather have my mechanic tell me about that. But apparently there is a HUGE segment of the population that does care and that particular segment spends enough money that advertisers continue to throw cash at celebrities. Budweiser knew sex sells and beer consumption increases sex, but we’ll get back to that later. Let’s talk money first…
Milwaukees BEST had a playmate..that’s right..shanna marie endorsed them! Budweiser had a worms wife promote them. Now, back then carmen electra was the hottest babe around. Today, Sofia Vergara is the hottest. Well, according to poll done by ask she beat out all the youngsters even MEGAN FOX. Now, Miller lite most likely handed Sophia a small fortune to dress up in a skimpy clothes with their name on it. Shoot, MEGAN FOX wore a pabst blue ribbon short for free!
This brings us to Heineken’s endorsement by Eva Longoria. Wow. Does anyone really think that this will move lager? I’m not saying that Longoria isn’t accomplished. To have become known as the narcissistic one among the cast of Desperate Housewives is quite the accomplishment unto itself. But what the hell does she know about beer? And to shke things up even more, now the BOND gilrs, yes, james, no loger have matinis! I don’t know, maybe I’m missing something here. Can someone explain to me why anyone would choose one beer over another because the likes of Eva Longoria said to do so? Or better yet..Paris Hilton! Get this…
The Australian been Skinny Blonde has taken the exploitation of women one step further by placing a woman in a bikini directly on the bottle. As the temperature of the beer increases her clothes disappear thanks to a new technology used in the in ink in the label.

Personally, I think this is cooler than knowing my beer is cold…I can already FEEL if it is cold enough to drink! Getting back to Paris, I mean….Brazil, home of topless beaches and wax, may have finally found something that offends its sexual sensibilities: Paris Hilton…Brazil's in-house advertising regulatory agency Conar had to conducti three separate inquiries into whether Hilton's ad for a new Brazilian beer, Grupo Schincariol's Devassa Bem Loura, violated the country's advertising codes by using sex to sell an alcoholic beverage and treating Hilton as a sex object.
Now who'd do a thing like that?
Let's try an experiment...REMEMBER
It is IMPERATIVE you do not see the other side to reduce any influence. Hopefully, the drink you choose will match the one predicted.
You then turn over to show not all are the same just in case your helpers think all would match your prediction, you then do the mix and ask if your spectator wants to keep the beer or have the mix redone.
A beer is chosen....Suppose it is HEINEKEN
You open up the kegerator card...out falls an envelope with a beer keg on the outside.
Inside the kegerator card is a the top reason why a beer is better than a woman....
A beer can not change its mind once you take its top off
Now the moment of truth
You go to remove the prediction...

It is a folded , but it says, “BEWARE OF BEER GOGGLES”. You then tak about beer goggles. The phenomenon that occurs when someone’s had a few alcoholic drinks and suddenly, all of those people who looked semi-attractive on entering the bar look really, really appealing and it
can reportedly be traced to the nucleus accumbens. When you’re looking at another human being, the nucleus accumbens is the area of the brain that decides how attractive that human being’s face is and this is related more to just how much beer is being drunk.

You open up the beware of beer goggle and remove from the inside is a picture of a fat brunette you claim is EVA before she lost 100lbs. With a little shake it changes into a sexier girl, but is still not her so you claim if you drink more beer…gues what…
BOOBS look bigger….The next change is more magical, but it is not her, but claim it looks an aweful lot alike one of the girls from the new james bond movie. …You then unfold showing a larger picture of a girl holding a heineken proving your prediction was correct….
The transofrmations while showing the effect of beer goggles are gags sort of like the martin lewis BIG SWITCH! The mental magic is the KICKER so IMHO, everything is 100% examineable!
This is my latest and greatest effect I am working on.
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Any way you condense this down to one really good short paragraph?
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Above shows the possible presentation angle, but ask and you shall receive....
Show a funny prediction matches a fairly chosen famous beer after talking about celebrity endorsements and beer goggles.
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