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Cliffg37
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Check out who to call for help when you can't get out.

This was left in a stack in, of all places, a frozen yogurt shop.

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Sorry I am missing something ...... I don't get it. But it is nearly the end of terms. Just one friday afternoon teaching session left before Christmas!
Cliffg37
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You have to know one key fact to see the humor here, you have to know a certain psudonymed EA's real name.
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WEASEL DANDAW
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I like yogurt!
Ian McColl
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I prefer the piano joke.
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Missed that one Ian.
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I like yogurt too Mr Weasel (AKA...bail bonds!). Maybe we could arrange a yogurt tasting for you at UKEA?
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Cliff please repeat you're piano joke.
but in the mean time.......................
Man looses all his fingers in an industrial accident. He rushes himself to the local hospital and bails up a doctor. The man holds is hands up and says "Hey can you sew my finger back on' and doctor says "of course, have you got them' The man replies, " no, I couldn't pick them up"
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It is a true story, but a very old joke, that goes back at least as far as vaudville if not further.

My Uncle was wounded in World War II, he lost one of his arms. He had the nerve to ask the docvtor if he could play the piano. The doctor told him of course he could. He gratefully told that doctor how happy he was as he had never been able to play the paino before.
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I just came across this thread and your joke, Ian. It made me laugh so hard I nearly shot the tea I'm drinking out my nose.
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I like the slipper one....

Doctor goes up to a patient in hospital and says “I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?”
The patient replies “the bad news… I think!”
Doctor “I am afraid we had to amputate your feet at the ankle”.
Patient “and the good news?”
Doctor “Mr Jones in the next bed would like to buy your slippers.”
Cliffg37
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Dave, that is sick, hysterical, but sick.
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Always found it dead funny ...... But I face the possibility of having one or both feet amputated at some point . Of course I may feel differently about that closer to the time!
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