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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
I get happy and performed for Clubs, for free...
Woken up in beds and cars I didn't recognize until way later... Nothing too severe. You lot?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
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If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 14:33, tommy wrote:
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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mvmagic Inner circle Has written 1322 Posts |
I drink so rarely my only one is really lame...
We were having a midsummer party downtown and I decided to walk home...thats not the stupid part. I decided to walk barefoot...thats not the stupid part either. I didn't wash my feet before I went to bed...which had all white bed linen...thats the stupid part.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 15:18, mvmagic wrote: Soiled bedsheets... You're a beast mvmagic!
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
It would be a violation of Café rules for me to describe my misadventures.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 15:27, mastermindreader wrote: Wow...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 15:18, mvmagic wrote: Ouch!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan... Outward sunshine; inward joy, Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D |
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mvmagic Inner circle Has written 1322 Posts |
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You're a beast mvmagic! Hey, I warned its lame! The foot end of the bed did look like someone was buried in it...
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 16:58, mvmagic wrote:
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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atouchofmagic1 Elite user 470 Posts |
Hmmm OK well there are a lot but this on in particular is pretty bad. Whilst at the gentleman's club for my bachelor party amongst my family and friends I was brought on stage without knowledge to receive welcome to marriage whoppings from two beautiful naked women ( this may sound amazing but it gets worse). Once on stage and getting a dance from these women I wad asked to pull my pants down to my boxers and do a dance for them. This request came from the DJ (I was totally smashed at this point) Well anyway, not fully understanding what he asked I pulled everything down full frontal and everyone was in shock. I tried dancing on the pole apparently in the nude (Which was an epic fail BTW) Before passing out and falling off the stage nude.
Yeah, pretty embarrassing. However from what I do remember, a very awesome night I will never forget. -Bobby |
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rockwall Special user 762 Posts |
I got onto the Café and started a new topic but mis-spelled one of the key words in the topic title! Boy, did I feel stoopid!
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Got in my car and waited 'til my house pulled up. (long ago)
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Daryl -the other brother Special user Chicago 594 Posts |
Passed out in bed and left my car running with the lights on in the driveway. (And I think I had dirty feet)
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w_s_anderson Inner circle The United States 1226 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 20:15, atouchofmagic1 wrote: Dude!! that's bad ***. Great story. |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
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On 2013-01-09 20:15, atouchofmagic1 wrote: That's funny because the stupidest thing I ever did drunk was get up on stage with another fat old drag queen for a guy who was so drunk he thought we were beautiful naked women and did a dance for us, stripping off nude to show off his shortcomings, before dancing on a pole, passing out and falling offstage nude. |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
At my daughters college graduation party I had two glasses of champagne. My daughter asked me to show her friends how good my juggling was. I tried to juggle three dinner rolls, and looked like a foolish clumsy old man. I told myself that day that this was the most embarrassing moment of my life, and it will never happen again. I have never had a drink at a party since. Today when I go to parties I only drink ginger ale with a swizzle stick, because I must be the smartest guy in the room.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
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On 2013-01-10 10:16, Al Angello wrote: I've never gotten so drunk I'd drink Ginger Ale with a swizzle stick. |
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Stupid Drunk? there are several reasons I choose not to drink alcohol, one of them was in college as a young escape artist.
Ever try to get out of a pair of handcuffs without the key while drunk? I actually did it, and within the allowable time frame to win my bet and collect my cash. Wasn't fun though, actually it was rather scary. Alcohol and Escape magic do not mix well.
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EsnRedshirt Special user Newark, CA 895 Posts |
Once when drunk, I posted on a thread about global warming here on the Café. Never again.
Self-proclaimed Jack-of-all-trades and google expert*.
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