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Let us return now to those thrilling days of yesteryear!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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"Tish--you spoke FRENCH!"
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
- Albert Camus
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.

People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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On 2013-03-07 17:56, Bob1Dog wrote:
Let us return now to those thrilling days of yesteryear!


Don't forget this part;

A fiery horse with the speed of light,
a cloud of dust and a hearty;
"Hi-ho Silver!"
The Lone Ranger rides again.


And now for something completely different.


I see nothik. I know no-thik!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Hi Ho Steverino!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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"Here's the dear boy himself......Merrrrrv."

"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while." (Actually this one is contentious. It could be that it was never said or only said on an unaired radio show).

"Say Goodnight, Gracie."
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On 2013-03-09 07:00, landmark wrote:
"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while." (Actually this one is contentious. It could be that it was never said or only said on an unaired radio show).



This explains it all.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/grouchocigar.asp
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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"Zombo's a FAKE!!!!!!" (Eddie Munster)
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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L.S.M.F.T.! Lucky Strike means fine tobacco!

I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

Call for Phillip Morris!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Alan Brady to Laura Petrie "Hair! HAIR!! You have no trouble saying it on TV!!! ("Coast to Coast Big Mouth)
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Hey, let's be careful out there.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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TV quotes?

Skipper: "Gilligan!! My little buddy!!!!"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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"Cowabunga!!!!" Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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"Good bye, kids." - Clarabell the clown in the only line of dialog he had on the show.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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"That Girl!"
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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"To the Batmobile!!!"

"Let's roll, Kato!"
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The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
- Albert Camus
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I'd fly to the moon for a Lorna Doone!
You're darn tootin' we like Fig Newtons!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Lurch: "Yoooouuu Raaaaannnng..."
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Are you tired? Rundown? Listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? Well the answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin.
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"Harvey's got a good thing going."
"A silly little millimeter longer."
"You've come a long way baby."
"Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should."
"Us Taryton smokers would rather fight than switch."
"Come to where, the flavor is, come to Marlboro country."
"Kent...with the micronite filter."
"Outstanding...and they are mild."
"You can take Salem out of the country, but you can't take the country out of Salem."
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