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Headline from the current issue of the the satirical online newspaper the Onion:

David Blaine Starves Self Of Attention For 33 Days!


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Gotta love The Onion.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Hey Jack,
I seem to recognize that book!!

Hope you enjoy it

Dave
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The Onion (www.onion.com) makes life worth living!! Not every week's edition is as hilarious as their peak moments, but week after week they put out the funniest - and truest - satire in America . . . and their books (collections of on-line issues) are worth owning and dipping into.


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Yeah, I heard a comedian using this the other day.

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David Blaine on a Hunger Strike??? Over what a lack of publicity!?!

He is like the Mahatma Ghandi of nothing.
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Speaking of Mahatma Gandhi (notice the professional quality segue there), Gandhi (true story) was once asked what he thought of Western Civilization.

Gandhi, ever the knee-slapping peace activist replied:

"It would be a good idea."

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I know Ghandi's brother...

Mahat Macoat.
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