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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
Well, all the English know about the man from Del Monte, is that "He say YES!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6bKkG_Mrc :yippee: |
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 13:36, Dannydoyle wrote: I know a guy who knew a guy who once shoplifted a saddle (a full sized horse saddle)from Sears. Walked right past the security guard at the front door with it. |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 12:06, Marlin1894 wrote: This campaign went over big in Guatemala.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21219 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 14:50, Marlin1894 wrote: My cousin sells appliances. He isn't in loss control.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
"Wherefore" = "Why."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 16:44, LobowolfXXX wrote: I like Gordon Lightfoot. |
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21219 Posts |
Yea The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. From the K_tel album Songs to Bring a Party to a Screeching Hault.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 16:55, Dannydoyle wrote: Coke-out-the-nose funny.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 16:55, Dannydoyle wrote: We used to have a guy working here who would go into a trance when he heard The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
"Oh the shiiip went down and they all drowned like rats..."
LET'S GET THIS PSYCHIC PARTY STARTED!!!
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
On Thursdays, I generally like to chuck a creationist down a disused mineshaft. I always encourage them to study the fossil record on the way down.
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Wait...am I still king of something? I default. Too much pressure.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
With regret, Tom, we accept your abdication in favour of.....
King Bob Cassidy! The king has abdicated due to personal reasons: LONG LIVE THE KING! |
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silvercup Loyal user 223 Posts |
That all may be true, but I still say that allowing these kids access to late night television will have disastrous results.
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
Nonsense!
I always allowed my children to watch adult programming, late into the night. My eldest has just finished his degree, and in a few years, when he's released back into the community, he hopes to find work as a social scientist. |
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irossall Special user Snohomish, Washington 529 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 17:01, LobowolfXXX wrote: I thought it was supposed to be the other way around. Iven
Give the gift of Life, Be an Organ Donor.
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
I thought the same, Iven. But I was feeling jittery and slightly paranoid at the time. Also, my jaw wouldn't stop grinding, so I found it difficult to respond coherently.
Now I've taken the Mogadon, I feel much better. (Mind you, my heart's beating like a ****ed clock.) |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
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On 2013-03-28 11:38, tomsk192 wrote: Tax the poor! If they can afford food stamps they can afford to pay taxes! -King Bob, Edict #1 |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
All hail King Bob!
We humbly welcome this no-nonsense, common sense approach adopted by your mightiness. |
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
I watched the "Surviving Gilligan's Island" special tonight. It sure brought back memories!
I could not believe how much Bob Denver has aged over the years! |
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